"I guess if you're reading this, you know this Mopar loving redneck has passed away. Everyone told me it was gonna happen, but I didn't listen. I passed this life on December 18, 2019, at the age of 54 years in Drumright, Oklahoma. I was born on January 11, 1965, with the name Ronnie Lynn Idlett. I was married to the love of my life, Sondra Idlett. We have a beautiful daughter, Hannah Mae (She's going to be a doctor. I know because I've told everyone in town). I spent the better part of my years as a used car salesman. I was one of the best (just ask me). I had a love of fast cars, loose women, practical jokes, and sitting and shooting the breeze...not necessarily in that order. I'm a strong Trump supporter. I know he's going to fix our country. I've never met a stranger. My wife has gotten on to me 100 times for honking and waving at someone. She'd ask me, "Do you know them?" No, but look at that car!
So, anyway, that's me. I was born. I blinked and it was over. No buildings were named after me. Nothing erected in my memory. But I got the chance to know and love each and every friend as well as all my family members. If you want to look for me, you will find me amongst my friends and the stories they will tell up at the Maverick. I'll be there in one form or the other. Hannah Mae, I love you to the moon and back and I am so proud of you. You have always been my pride and joy. Please don't cry because I'm gone. Be happy I was here. Today, I am happy and I am dancing (probably naked). Love you forever and I'll see you later."